May 2013
254 posts
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hailhorrorhail replied to your post: Why are you so mean to me? You never play Terraria…
Terraria is so cool what the heck
You should play it with my boyfriend.
pressedlee123 asked: My Life: while (true) {play(nunMovie)}
pressedlee123 asked: Why are you so mean to me? You never play Terraria or Portal 2 co-op. =(
p00pduchess asked: if u were a pokemon who would u b
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Quick, everyone! Fill my inbox with questions!
mardybutts:
*stamps feet on the ground like an infant* I WANT A DOG
imbobswaget:
things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst:
john was my favourite beatle
abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems
i’m not a racist i hate all races equally
disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous
but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason
god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
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Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
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flanoirbunny:
you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)
you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by...
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
pressedlee123 asked: I'd vote for you for president. =)
pressedlee123 asked: What about Romney? Or Gary Johnson?
pressedlee123 asked: Did you vote for McCain?
Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the... →
eschergirls:
repair-her-armor:
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos!...
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Story time
Once upon a time when I was a college freshman, I met this guy from a4a to hookup, and he kept saying really socially backwards things. So I jokingly said “Did you vote for McCain or something?” He had. Totally cockblocked that dude.
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Everything is fucking ridiculous right now.
Just submitted my final essay. Done with the semester. Thank God.
I never thought I’d get to this point, but: C’s mean degrees.
sugarcoveredcorpse:
reggiesloth:
i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
accurate
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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I'm so stressed I might throw up.
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Jesus, I wish there had been as many points in this class as originally intended. I’d totally blow this essay off and go to bed if I could.
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pressedlee123 replied to your post: twentysomethingfromnothing replied to your post:…
tw: Missouri
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barbietoilet replied to your post: Someone tell me how to be thin and sexy while…
tw: bulimia
Not quite. I can’t make myself throw up, I’d feel like I was dying. :P
twentysomethingfromnothing replied to your post: Someone tell me how to be thin and sexy while…
Molly.
There’s no real molly left in Missouri, from what I’ve heard from my friends.
the G&t’s were doubles, though.
3 gin and tonics and a gin gimlet.
According to my new calorie counter app, I drank over 900 calories at the shot bar earlier.
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Someone tell me how to be thin and sexy while eating whatever I want and drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
I want a hug.
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I just checked to see if I could still pass this class without writing this paper. Nope, it would take me from an A to a D in no time.
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whatsanialler:
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
Fun facts about me.
I have a friend with a Coexist lower back tattoo.
On the upside, my mom and dad were really nice.
