TW:Dildos

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pressedlee123 asked: My Life: while (true) {play(nunMovie)}

Fuck off, I watched it TWICE and it was a whole YEAR apart :P

pressedlee123 asked: Why are you so mean to me? You never play Terraria or Portal 2 co-op. =(

Terraria is lame and Portal 2 makes me motion-sick.

p00pduchess asked: if u were a pokemon who would u b

I’d be Gyarados because I’m cranky. Or I’d be Vulpix because I’m pretty.

Thanks for asking, you rock!

Quick, everyone! Fill my inbox with questions!

mardybutts:

*stamps feet on the ground like an infant*  I WANT A DOG

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tyleroakley:

Seems legit.

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imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst:

• john was my favourite beatle 
• abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
• i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
• disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
• but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
• god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones 

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